"we all start out somewhere. remember how i was scrambling up that tower to get that egg like an idiot. what the hell was i doing. i was like goddamn pooh bear in a tree reaching up his fat fuckin pooh paw for some mother fuckin hone."
Dave Strider, Knight of Time.
Jane tells Clementine a joke
coach steven changed me fundamentally as a person
please don’t unfollow me
here have a snickers
you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
the only thing I think of when I see this is like
this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom